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Re: Non-Cop Humor « Reply #165 on Jun 28, 2009, 4:18pm »
Shame on me. As a Thantologist, I OUGHT to be, as BluePride so accurately put it, more thenthative to Michael Jackson's demise.
But, frankly, I am from a different era. I did NOT enjoy MJ's performance... on or off stage.
HOWEVER, I must concede that MJ did do something NO other "entertainer" has ever done. He was born a poor black boy... became a "superstar"... and died a rich white woman.
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Re: Non-Cop Humor « Reply #166 on Jun 28, 2009, 4:23pm »
Well, I heard that the family wants a second autopsy. The first one revealed that he apparently died from food poisoning. Yeah....it seems they found some 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
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Re: Non-Cop Humor « Reply #167 on Jun 28, 2009, 4:50pm »
OMG! Now I AM distraught! Totally Verklempt!
Move over Wacko Jacko... my Ursine Idol, that handsome Cubby, the hirsute zenith of late-night infomercials Billy Mays has died (also, like MJ, 50 y.o.)
Although he did not play on the "gentlemen of quality" team in the Bear World, he was none the less a symbol of WOFFINESS that was honored by all of my ursine family. If only he hadn't started wearing that darn t-shirt when he learned that bear admirers everywhere were watching his chest and not paying attention to what he said!
Well, I heard that the family wants a second autopsy. The first one revealed that he apparently died from food poisoning. Yeah....it seems they found some 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
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Re: Non-Cop Humor « Reply #169 on Jun 28, 2009, 6:28pm »
What does Michael Jackson and a jar of caviar have in common? They both come on a little white cracker!!!!!
What did St Peter say to Michael Jackson when he got to heaven? Sorry, you can't come in here. We don't serve chicken!!!!
Some years ago, Michael Jackson said the was suffering from a disease called "vataligo" It's a disease that removes the pigment from your skin and will make black people look as though they are white. Many people believed this crap. To those who think he really had "vitaligo" , perhaps they also think that it caused a cleft in his chin, silky black hair, a small tinkerbell nose and thin lips. I guess Latoya Jackson must have developed a case of it as well. Michael Jackson was running away from his blackness like I would run away from the plague. Vitaligo? give me a break. He had more talent in his little finger than most have in their whole body. He was born black and he should have stayed that way. He messed around with a cute, God given face, and ended up looking like a clown.
Michael Jackson suffered from ring around the collar. He's black from the neck down!!!
OMG! I just noticed... I have been promoted from "Veteran" to ""HAIRBAG" status!
I am now in the same league as that handsome Burner! ... and it does seem appropriate, considering my pelt and all.
Chocolate chip cookies for everyone!
Bear
Thanks for pointing out that I was a "hairbag"! I never even noticed...but then Admin has called me worse, so I guess I'd better just shut up while I'm ahead. BTW Bear, thanks for the kind words. Your new eyeglass prescription is in the mail.
OMG! I just noticed... I have been promoted from "Veteran" to ""HAIRBAG" status! I am now in the same league as that handsome Burner! ... and it does seem appropriate, considering my pelt and all. Chocolate chip cookies for everyone! Bear
Thanks for pointing out that I was a "hairbag"! I never even noticed...but then Admin has called me worse, so I guess I'd better just shut up while I'm ahead. BTW Bear, thanks for the kind words. Your new eyeglass prescription is in the mail.
Okay. While everybody is in the Blue Pride break room enjoying their chocolate chip cookies and milk, I might as well let you all know now... I am leaving in a week to drive to Palm Springs and from there will fly off to Europe. I'm going on five gay cruises in a row from St. Petersburg, Russia to Alexandria, Egypt and Paris to Budapest. And, I'll be gone for over two months. (Sigh)... I know, I know, but SOMEbody's gotta do it. 3000 gay men on a cruise ship (GASP!)
Seriously, be safe out there, guys and gals. I'll probably post a time or two in the few days before I leave. But I also want to find ALL of you (and some new folks too!) when I get back.
Now I know that everyone in Blue Pride will be on their best behavior while I am gone. However, do I see a paw raised for a volunteer to supervise Burner while I am away? We just never know what that rascal will do next!
Bear, enjoy your trip! If you land in Stockholm, go to the old part of the city near the palace and visit the gay coffee house (no, not for that... that's in amsterdam). The guys that own it are a hoot and were really nice to me when I visited (no, not like that!). Scandinavia is often overlooked in european trips, but Sweden is awesome, and, they recently recognized universal gay marriage rights!
Oh no! Who's gonna keep us in line and give us cookies?? I hope you have a great time and your cruises aren't overtaken by pirates! And I hope you actually do find the time to go online and keep us posted on all the fun you're having while you're gone! We'll try to behave until you get back though. It won't be the same without you. But you deserve a nice vacation, so that's what is important! Don't forget about us while you're gone! And be sure to get some nice tan lines that you can show us!!
THANK YOU, Tommy, Thom and all you wonderful BluePriders! I've been on several of these gay cruises with thousands of "gentlemen of quality" on board. Believe me!... It's a, uh, incredible "educational opportunity!" .....
YES, Thom, I WILL be in Stockholm, Helsinki and Copenhagen! I'll look for your honorarium plaque on the wall in the bar. Any other, um, "private venues for close-encounter international personal gift-exchange opportunities" I should know about? ... and yes, I'm familiar with that wonderful hash chocolate pie they serve in Amsterdam. I was watching my waistline when I was there last time so I didn't personally partake, you understand. The BIG BEARS told me about it!
Now Tommy, you are not old enough to recall... but Burner is!... Some, uh, "Junior Senior" BluePriders may remember the Howdy Doody Show. Well, I waved Froggy's Magic Twanger over the cookie jar in the BluePride break room. It is now set for Automatic Refill! Alas, it's not the Amsterdam cookie-dough recipe.
As for "tan lines," I find I do have to avoid too much sun exposure. Last year, I came back with my pelt looking like a bleached blond mink, tsk tsk!!!
I waved Froggy's Magic Twanger over the cookie jar...
Oh Dear!
HAHAHAHAHA..... Well, FROGGY is MUCH older than Jimmy. Actually, it wasn't Howdy Doody, it was the Buster Brown Show. See and hear Andy Devine tell Froggy to "PLUNK your magic twanger, Froggy!" ...
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